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Brain Fart: Reward! $100

Posted: August 29th, 2007 by Maurice

Reward:
$100 for any information leading the capture, arrest, public humiliation, race license revocation, and torture for the guy who dropped that Gu packet on the race course.

You know who you are, but who the hell do you think you are? Do you think trail fairies come and pick up after you? Is your mommy on trail behind you? Are you too goddamn important to stow your trash in your jersey pocket or under your pants leg? “Oh, I’m mister fast guy, picking up after myself is beneath me”.

Well, I got news for you dude, you’re an asshole, plain and simple. And I would not hesitate to turn you in. It’s the right thing to do. Hence the reward. I’m serious about this.

2 Responses to “Brain Fart: Reward! $100”

  1. K-Man Says:

    I have a plan for eliminating gel packet waste on race courses. All it would take is a little buy-in from race promoters, and human nature would take over from there….

    Since most races have some sort of “swag raffle” at the awards ceremony, my plan is to have race promoters agree to issue one raffle ticket per empty gel packet turned in after the race. This would encourage racers to hang onto the spent packs, and redeem them for a shot at prizes. It would also encourage back-markers, and enterprising groms, t o sweep the course ISO accidental packet drops. Just to make it fair for those who reduce waste by using refillable gel flasks, award two raffle entries to anybody producing a refillable gel flask.

    I could see eco-minded companies (or even the gel companies themselves) signing up as title sponsors of the “gel pack raffle”at various races, to score some goodwill for helping to eliminate the litter problem.

    Yeah, it’s a shame that we need to come up with incentives for good behavior that our mothers tried to teach us long ago, but let’s do whatever it takes to clean up the trails.

  2. Carol Says:

    Clif Bar Sponsors Chequamegon Clean Up

    They are now offer to clean up the trails after an event. And if you are interested in joining the crew you write an essay as to why and send it in. They choose the crew and reward the members for their efforts with a jersey and an entry fee.

    http://www.cheqfattire.com/clifcleanup.html

    That is a cool idea and well worth it.

    Writng to cliff to get them to do this for your event is worth a try.

    Those tough guys can’t resist getting a thrill anyway they can even if it is as simple as trowing their goo packet on the ground.

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