A totally inappropriate thread

[plume_mtb]

Basically it's silly to fall for someone in a magazine, but since this is DR, and we're all friends I thought I'd share. I'm totally in love with Antietam who appears on page 31. Wow. The funny part is that I look down and it says the photo was shot in Dirty Harry's which is just another trip down small world-ville. My dad bought one of his KTMs there back when they were still selling motorcycles.

But anyway Antietam, in the very off chance that you read these forums, I'd like to take this opportunity to ask for your hand in marriage. I can supply photos, biography, work related experience and list of bikes that I own. Hm... I also have a willingness to relocate...

that is all. Carry on.

:D

[rockhound]

Huh?

For those of us who won't get our mags for another couple weeks, would you care to enlighten us a bit.

Is this a man, a woman, a War of Northern Aggression battlefield?

[Goride]

She's happily married already...

[Spatafore]

Basically it's silly to fall for someone in a magazine, but since this is DR, and we're all friends I thought I'd share. I'm totally in love with Antietam who appears on page 31. Wow. The funny part is that I look down and it says the photo was shot in Dirty Harry's which is just another trip down small world-ville. My dad bought one of his KTMs there back when they were still selling motorcycles.

But anyway Antietam, in the very off chance that you read these forums, I'd like to take this opportunity to ask for your hand in marriage. I can supply photos, biography, work related experience and list of bikes that I own. Hm... I also have a willingness to relocate...

that is all. Carry on.

:D

Somebody take this man out and get him some. He's proclaiming his love to strangers about girls in magazines.;) :D

[2dumb4gears]

Man, this is the third time someone has professed their love to a Dirt Rag model on this forum. That might stear the art directors away...

Quit it, or you'll ruin it for everyone.:D

[rockyrider]

Sex sells... but apparently sexy sales ads sell the models better than the various models of the products they are actually selling.

Of course I'm having to imagine this sexy impact since the local stores don't have issue 126 yet. :(

[DirtRagArt]

Of course I'm having to imagine this sexy impact since the local stores don't have issue 126 yet. :(

That's because newsstands don't have it yet... We have something called a "pool date" to meet, then our distributor sends them to the newsstands. So even though subscribers can start to receive their copies well before the published date, newsstands don't receive theirs until significantly later.

[DirtRagArt]

Of course I'm having to imagine this sexy impact...

Why do I imagine Homer Simpson saying that? Anyhow, here you go...

[rockyrider]

...but we can't see her socks. How can she be selling socks and jerseys if we can't see her socks? She is wearing socks right? She's not doing these pics in bare feet? That would be just as bad as that provocative cover #105. :rolleyes:

I have to admit that as I'm typing this I can't remember what the jersey looked like.

[real_ss_budgie]

wow the service here is impeccable..onya G!

ok who art directed the shot?....ive just noticed homer there stroking the DT.....wacky!

[DirtRagArt]

I have to admit that as I'm typing this I can't remember what the jersey looked like.
You're from BC and have a short attention span... Go figure. ;)

You know, we special-ordered some size 36 clipless mountain bike shoes (we even installed cleats), and had Sock Guy rush us a pre-production sample of those socks for the shoot. As it turns out, the best shot was one where you can't see her feet. Go figure.

[phlatlander]

As it turns out, the best shot was one where you can't see her feet. Go figure.

I don't know, Jeff, why don't you show the rest of the shoe photo & we can be the judge. ;)

[plume_mtb]

She's happily married already...

They all are.

Which is fine. Now I don't have to buy those damn socks.

[rockyrider]

You're from BC and have a short attention span... Go figure. ;)Hey, I resemble that remark. (http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=160578) :rolleyes: Although I can't remember why.:confused:

[sweaty__merckx]

I sat next to Antietam in Theatre Arts in High School, and I take offense to your comments, sir!


I challenge you to fisticuffs!

[AM Radio]

I sat next to Antietam in Theatre Arts in High School, and I take offense to your comments, sir!


I challenge you to fisticuffs!
You capitalize--alot. Umm, you did what where?

[davkatreb]

Shouldn't there be a Bigassed Wrench?

[phlatlander]

Shouldn't there be a Bigassed Wrench?

He's behind the bike holding the mug.

[plume_mtb]

I sat next to Antietam in Theatre Arts in High School, and I take offense to your comments, sir!


I challenge you to fisticuffs!

Now do we remove our cycling gloves and slap each other in the face?

[rockyrider]

It looks like she could handily defend her own honor.

[longhaultruker2]

mmmmmmmm!!!!!damn!!!!!good thing she wuzn't barefoot,wooda sent those of us w/ the foot fetishes over the top:D .damn,if my wife looked like her,i'd still be "happily" married!:p

ahem.no i didn't cut that outta 126 just to hang in the bike shed,it fell out,and i just hung it there to remind me to put it back.;)

[Cyclenaut]

I like her tattoos.

[plume_mtb]

I like her tattoos.

I'm not usually a tattoo kind of guy, but they do it for me as well. I think nifty is the word.

:D

[rockhound]

I like her tattoos.

First sheep and now girls named after famous battles...?

[Cyclenaut]

No no...Just her tattoos. I'm sure she's a very nice person, but I don't swing that way.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[OTBSkinloss]

I'd hit it!

[rockyrider]

My hunch is she could hit back, or even take out the other one. :D