poison idea
05-29-2007, 03:06 PM
I’m getting laid off and losing all my PTO but when I went to work on Thurs, the boss lady said go home and don’t come back till the 29th and I’ll make sure you still get paid. She rocks! So I went home and bought groceries and ate a killer meal. Then I drove to Clevo and saw Morrissey and he played 5 Smiths songs. Then I got drunk and built up a SS rigid rails trail bike outta my old Giant. Me and a friend played Frisbee in the sunny sun. My buddy came down from Eerie and we ate killer Indian grub and we got drunk some more. We went home and watched Gummo and listened to my roommate bang some 6’4” woman. That kinda sucked but seeing how bruised up and abraded he was the next day was funny. Then we did a nice 30 miler city ride and got drunk again. Went out for more delicious food and Greenflash IPA's. Then some jagoff tough guy almost hit me on my bike and then gave me the finger so I chased him down tried to fight him in the street with my ulock but his girlfriend cried and he left. (Actually I feel like a real asshole about that). Then the bar I went to let me watch the PrideFC where sakaraba broke renzo’s arm. The next day we ate a killer brunch then went to an awesome cookout. Then I took my new bike and rode solo to DC on the rail trail. My camera died but I got to meet some incredible people. Hancock, md didn’t suck as bad as I thought I would. Saw 2 terrifyingly large snapping turtles. Saw a deer swimming in the canal eating seaweed. Saw a +4’ black snake. Took a train to Philly. They f’d up my bike and refused to ship it on time. Women looked at me like a filthy bearded leper and asked me not to sit next to them. Realized I was going to end up missing the NE PA ride with the forums guys as well as critical mass. Found a tick in my ear and got stranded at 30th st station. Spirits dropped but then I took a cab to tattooed mom’s and crushed many pabst’s. Had a great conversation about Lynch, Pynchon, Kafka and the Illuminati with some guy. Went to my buddy’s incredible apartment and got to shower. Went out to eat. Went to the Nat Guard armory to meet another old friend and drink bourbon. Next day had killer coffee and watched beautiful girls frolic in the sun. Met some old friends from New Orleans. Caught a flight home and watched Rampage ko the iceman (I predicted it) next day had a cookout with a ladyfriend and drank sake mohitos Now I am broke as hell, sunburnt, cirrhosed and sore but it was worth it.