jokes

[myron]

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[rockyrider]

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[VRX200]

I'm not sure if this is a joke, or a nightmare......

[nogearshere]

knock knock?

[rockyrider]

who's there?

[myron]

wtf man...........?

[real_ss_budgie]

did you here about the actress that got stabbed?
reese....something?????????????????

[real_ss_budgie]

did you here about the actress that got stabbed?
reese....something?????????????????
Witherspoon......

[real_ss_budgie]

Witherspoon......
nah with a knife

[Spatafore]

A guy arrives before St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter asks him, "Can you think of anything you have done that posesses some merit?" The guy pauses then replies, "Sure, I can think of one right now."

I took a trip up to the Black Hills in North Dakota and came upon a group of bikers that were threatening a young lady. I told the bikers to leave her alone and when they wouldn't, I looked for the biggest, most tatooed one there, smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, threw it on the ground and said, "Now leave this young lady alone or I am going to kick the shit out of every last one of you!"

St. Peter was very impressed. He asked the man, "When did this happen?" The guy replied, "Oh, about a couple minutes ago."

[cMc]

I told the witherspoon joke 4 times yesterday. I laughed myself silly each time; my audience, not so much. Psshhht. I know funny, and that joke is funny. :D

[tryandgetme]

it's twice as funny if you do it with an austrailian accent.

[davkatreb]

I see you've played "Knifey Spooney" before.

[OTBSkinloss]

Q: What's the difference between meat and fish?

A: If you beat your fish, it dies.

[tryandgetme]

So these 3 baby seals walk into this club,

[rockhound]

So this penquin's car is leaking fluid. It's a really hot day and the penguin is worried that his car might overheat, so he takes his car to the shop. The polar bear mechanic says it will take a few minutes to look it over. Fine. The penquin decides to go next door and get a big ice cream cone to beat the heat. Well, because of his short penguin arms and the fact that it's so hot half of his ice cream melts all over his face and chest. He walks to the door bay of the shop where the mechanic walks over and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."

"Nope, just ate some ice cream," quipped the penquin.

[50 Mission Cap]

I see you've played "Knifey Spooney" before.

Classic simpsons reference!!!

[50 Mission Cap]

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/062207/place-settings.gif

Classic. Does anyone else ever check out this guy's blog? www.toothpastefordinner.com

[myron]

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/062207/place-settings.gif

Classic. Does anyone else ever check out this guy's blog? www.toothpastefordinner.com

He is no match for the jimmy (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=7710636&MyToken=de0ae552-0096-4530-a55a-8dc392b65e1d)

[dlee]

baby cakes
and
professor brothers

http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/searchVideo.do?searchTerm=baby+cakes

[gti2k2000]

I'm not sure if this is a joke, or a nightmare......

Nightmare for sure. If that carpetbagger doesn't win this election, she'll probably buy a house in London and run for Prime Minister.