bafc23
07-05-2007, 04:30 PM
Well, amusing to me at least.
Girl at 4th of July 'Q: "Why do you shave your legs?"
Smartass cyclist friend: "That's how we cyclists absorb the genetically engineered hemoglobin and growth hormones faster, through the skin directly into the shinbone."
Later, Girl #2 at BBQ: "Why do..."
smartass cyclist friend: "In the event of a tie, all cyclists are obligated to moonlight in a drag cabaret theater after every race to determine the winner"
Girl at 4th of July 'Q: "Why do you shave your legs?"
Smartass cyclist friend: "That's how we cyclists absorb the genetically engineered hemoglobin and growth hormones faster, through the skin directly into the shinbone."
Later, Girl #2 at BBQ: "Why do..."
smartass cyclist friend: "In the event of a tie, all cyclists are obligated to moonlight in a drag cabaret theater after every race to determine the winner"