Single Speed Virgin

[50 Mission Cap]

Okay.

So, I've had my ss for a few weeks now, but had yet to really put her to the test. Today was the day. Just wrapping up my Michigan / Wisconsin vacation w/ my wife, and I did 20 miles of the southern kettle moraine near madison wisconsin. Awesome. The highlight was definitely passing this yuppie on a moots during a somewhat technical climb - certainly not technical in the sense that Clinton in Lawrence KS is technical. Was pretty sweet. Definitely popped my ss cherry. Am selling my geared / suspension bike for sure.

Mick

[Mo0se]

Clinton is technical? I didn't notice on my rigid SS! :D

Thank god for Laparillas. :cool:

[myron]

Clinton is technical? I didn't notice on my rigid SS! :D



I heard things....

[Mo0se]

Was it similar to the sound of Monica Sellas belting
out one of those emotional return serves..? That's
what I hear occasionally. Next time womens pro tennis
is on on espn tune in, the sounds are very similar to
mt biking. :D

[rockyrider]

There's two times when that "grunting and screaming like a Viking Berserker" is OK, during a kamikaze hill climb and during sex. :D

Sometimes it scares the wild animals, so maybe in those instances it would be a good idea not to grunt and scream during sex.

[50 Mission Cap]

I heard things....

Welcome back Myron.....

Clinton is the Memphis of technical man. Real technical MTB... not dirt road, moab jeep trail sh*t. Real technical man.

[Joshua Pattersnap]

Thank god for Laparillas. :cool:

Which of course is spanish for "the Parillas"...

Someone should start a burrito stand at four corners.

[myron]

Which of course is spanish for "the Parillas"...

Someone should start a burrito stand at four corners.

perhaps, but 50missioncap is planning to sell tubes at lands end, while I sell thorns on the white.

[Mo0se]

Wow you two will have the real setup there!

Tubes and thorns... what if I run Stans? hmm then
what? I just wanna sit outside " La Parillas" after
having a gaucho Chicken Rice bowl and that damn
devilish guacomole. Of course I wanna do this after
white and blue. Or before? so you can see it too?

:eek: :D

[Mo0se]

There's two times when that "grunting and screaming like a Viking Berserker" is OK, during a kamikaze hill climb and during sex. :D

Sometimes it scares the wild animals, so maybe in those instances it would be a good idea not to grunt and scream during sex.

I like to do this during a technical section!
I may have been crying wolf, but at least I get
to see someone else lose their concentration and
you know what happens next.. I'm mental. :D

[myron]

Wow you two will have the real setup there!

Tubes and thorns... what if I run Stans? hmm then
what? I just wanna sit outside " La Parillas" after
having a gaucho Chicken Rice bowl and that damn
devilish guacomole. Of course I wanna do this after
white and blue. Or before? so you can see it too?

:eek: :D

Those milky white trails only help us to find you, sorta like tracking cookies.

I liked Stans, but kept getting flats, so I switched to Simoniz. Thicker, noticably heavier, $16 a gallon. Oh well.

[OTBSkinloss]

Do you still count as a virgin if your only ****ed in the head?

[tryandgetme]

if you F***ed yourself in the head, then...

[50 Mission Cap]

if you F***ed yourself in the head, then...

Yeah... just like Cyrus....

[nogearshere]

Yeah... just like Cyrus....

first the tragically hip now referencing trailer park boys...

take off.