Election Time

[Scott G.]

In the next election I plan on:

[hairygrump]

Two answers apply equally well. Will vote for regime change early in the morning (polling place is right down the street), and will then proceed to get drunk somewhere while I watch civilization die.

I hate election day. I vote, but never for a winner. It gets more depressing every year.

[EBasil]

How can I tell? What will my choices be? What is Maurice's stance on hunting, social security, health care or capital gains tax relief? Which candidate will make Juli Furtado's birthday a national holiday?