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dangerousdave
01-08-2008, 06:24 PM
Marketed by several names the shyt I'm on is Mona vie

CAUTION THIS POST CONTAINS PERSONAL ;)INFORMATION OF A GRAPHIC NATURE

1.5 months now... dropped an ave. of 3.5 lbs, not trying, just did...My old and injured joints feel better, but most important my back doesn't hurt every frikkin mornin...alertness is increased, overall energy level is generally up as well. Its entirely possible that some or all of my percieved affects are placebo in nature- I guess it doesn't matter--- The amount of anti-oxidents in this shyt are amazing. I have not looked into the full details of how that is affecting my aerobic processing, but I understand that it makes your cellular metabolism more efficient-- OK. The drawbacks, besides the high$, are interesting... zero. well, depends on whether or not you think that runnin ice cold water on your genitals to diperse the blood out of the zylemn and pholemn [?] cells in that area after wards;) is a drawback?!!!:p:p
that -ahem- said, my wife suggested I get ayears worth and distributors license....
anybody?

cMc
01-08-2008, 07:09 PM
well, depends on whether or not you think that runnin ice cold water on your genitals to diperse the blood out of the zylemn and pholemn [?] cells in that area after wards;) is a drawback?!!!:p:p
that -ahem- said, my wife suggested I get ayears worth and distributors license....
anybody?

Ummmm.... What??!!??

dangerousdave
01-08-2008, 07:43 PM
Ummmm.... What??!!??

d-o-n-t m-a-k-e m-e s-h-o-w y-o-u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!;)

cMc
01-08-2008, 08:15 PM
So you're saying it gives you a ginormous boner that won't go away? Is that what you're saying, Dave?

:p

dangerousdave
01-09-2008, 01:26 PM
Well, in all modesty, and havin damn near half a century of use outta dat part, I was, ah, pleasently surprised....

anyhooo- Me being a fairly skeptical sort, with a bit a scientific understandins rattlin round upstairs, I did my research and said WTF.... that was before Turkey day, I've since ordered a years supply, which is huge stretch for me to do financially.
When I sat down and sort of did a cost comparison to the $ associated with lots of fresh fruits, suppliments, the occasional Rx for antibiotics for the family and esp. the $ of Glucosamine, its pencils pretty dam good; and in a way its a form life insurance...that pays now, rather than after the fact if ya know what I mean! And a big bulk order really cuts the price down too.
I plan on gettin my Parkinsons' ['sposed ta be extremely helpful]afflicted neighbor on the shyt... I''ll foot that bill, esp. if it helps the poor s-o-b, it kills me to see him so damn debilitated at times...