In search of the elusive dirtchick:

[newmexicoben]

Guys who shave their legs desperately seeking gals who don't.
Are you out there somewhere?...

[Rotifer]

Well, that last issue of Dirt Rag ignited my love for Stella Carey ... Stellllaaaaaaaaaaa!

[Max]

Stella doth maketh mine own heart pound out a rythm that ownly thine own cadence would match it's equal. Oh, single-speed champion, my head oscilates while mine own stomach doth quivers and convules more sporadicaly than a night of meath with the village drunk when I see thine image.


----------Basically, "hot damn", momma done fried me an egg, swoot-swoo, boom-pow!